A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head
Carol Burnett
Youth is wasted on the young.
George Bernard Shaw
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
Insanity is hereditary – you get it from your children
Sam Levenson
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Terry Bradshaw
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W C Fields
by American Truck Buyer, on October 8 2007 @ 3:42 am
I loved this one as its very funny but shud be beware of it :-
“Arnold Schwarzenegger
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
I liked ur blog and will b back soon for more stuff in here.
by The Burger King quote at Delirium Propaganda, on October 28 2007 @ 3:27 pm
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