Today’s special, Uranium Ore. Amazon has on sale a nice little tin of the much appreciated Uranium Ore which can be a practical little solution for use on a wide range of ingenious inventions, gadgets, time machines and apparatus’ designed to provide you super human powers.
I was really skeptical and wasn’t sure if this product was the solution I’ve always been looking for. After reading a few reviews I was convinced, my days as a normal human being have reached the end.
By Houston Aggie (Houston, TX United States)
I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.
By J. Stanfield (Austin, TX United States)
When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!
By Jimmy G. Willis
I have tried countless other Cat food supplements but this one tops them all! My cat grew 9 inches and gained 20 pounds in just a week! Well the only draw back is she keeps me awake at night now, you know with the glowing and all. But that’s a Minor complaint considering I have my very own catzilla! Thanks Amazon you rule!
With that many content customers there is no going wrong. Now with the help of the pet hamster next door, together we can finally start a crime fighting team to save all mankind from self destruction.
[tags]uranium, Amazon, government [/tags]
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