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Buy your Uranium Ore here

UraniumOre.gifToday’s special, Uranium Ore. Amazon has on sale a nice little tin of the much appreciated Uranium Ore which can be a practical little solution for use on a wide range of ingenious inventions, gadgets, time machines and apparatus’ designed to provide you super human powers.

I was really skeptical and wasn’t sure if this product was the solution I’ve always been looking for. After reading a few reviews I was convinced, my days as a normal human being have reached the end.

By Houston Aggie (Houston, TX United States)

I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.

By J. Stanfield (Austin, TX United States)

When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!

By Jimmy G. Willis

I have tried countless other Cat food supplements but this one tops them all! My cat grew 9 inches and gained 20 pounds in just a week! Well the only draw back is she keeps me awake at night now, you know with the glowing and all. But that’s a Minor complaint considering I have my very own catzilla! Thanks Amazon you rule!

With that many content customers there is no going wrong. Now with the help of the pet hamster next door, together we can finally start a crime fighting team to save all mankind from self destruction.

[tags]uranium, Amazon, government [/tags]

Surfing to Relax

cartoons.gifWhen I’m in serious need of relaxing after a hard day’s work, I like sit down in front of the computer and surf the internet for fun stuff to read. One of my all time favorite relaxing techniques is to read odd news headlines.

When reading these stories you can’t help but wonder what weird and inexplicable things happen to other people. Depending on how tired and how much entertainment I am looking for, I also like to browse funny pictures and videos. My absolute favorite is anything to do with sports bloopers especially if it involves athletes, crashes and lot’s of comedy.

[tags] Funny Picture, internet, odd news, headlines [/tags]

Fun Pike Funny Videos

funpike.gifThe internet is a cool place to unwind and relax especially if you like to watch funny clips on those trendy video sites. These sites can prove to be real life savers particularly if you’re in the need of some drastic, mind refreshing, comedy healing.

When in need of some serious homemade comedy or witty humor there is nothing better than one of these funny videos sites. All you have to do is sit back, relax and watch a bunch of Jack Ass impersonators get themselves into serious trouble. The video clips are comprised of courageous souls that try such marvelous feats as jump over frozen lakes with an old bicycle, ride a shopping cart down a step flight of stairs or try showoff the latest skills acquired at karate class, all for our amusement.

What would we do without these daring individuals that have gone to such extreme lengths and suffered such tribulations all in the name of comedy? One thing we can be sure of, the world would definitely be a much more serious place without them.

[tags]Comedy, video sites, video, internet, Jack Ass [/tags]

Super Cocktails

supercocktails.gifImagine the following scenario. You’re throwing a gigantic stylish party for your friends, family, neighbours and the sexy girl next door. Everything is exceptional, maybe even outstanding but there’s still one problem. The plan is to make an impression and serving a cold beer on an old wineglass has its draw backs, especially when trying to impress the opposite sex.

When this happens you have to plausible options, offer a glass of Dry White Wine and hope for the best or astonish everyone with a delicious drink prepared by you on the spot. A wise man would opt for the second choice and so should you.

I found a great site that will make you a skilled barman in seconds. Learn how prepare all those mixed drinks only the professionals know and give all your social gatherings a special touch of class.

So if you’re in a party mood and are dying to demonstrate all your barmen skills, Super Cocktails has an inventory of more than 15000 mixed drinks recipes that will make you a hit on every social event for next few years.

[tags] cocktails, mixed drinks, sexy girl [/tags]

The Burger King quote

BurgerKing.jpgA few weeks ago I decided to write a small post including the 10 quotes I love the most. As luck may have it, today while watching TV I saw a very wise man conjure up a quote so profound it had to be included in my list, now the 11 quotes I love the most.

Only in America can a Black man have a Rolex, drive an Audi and have Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie work at Burger King.

Author: The black guy with a Rolex driving the Audi

These few profound words from a wise man before he buys launch at the Burger king drive thru.

[tags]Burger king, drive thru [/tags]

My Amazon wish list

21D9NSB280L.jpgSo you want to suck up to me and get yourself into my good books. If that’s the case today is your lucky day. You see I like any other adult like to read books about Steve jobs while taking a few minutes off to play a few Nintendo Family System (NES) Games. Please take a look at my Amazon wish list.


So what are you waiting for??? Buy me a present and become my next best friend. My list contains gifts with prices as low as $9.99. Needless to say that if you buy me the new Nintendo Wii you will instantly become my best friend, no strings attached.[tags] Amazon, wish list, nintendo Wii, Steve Jobs, [/tags]


Bloggers love all sorts of tolls, be it for raking, SEO, stats, you name it bloggers have thought of it. So today I found a tool that can rank your blog and do much more in fact. Let me explain. It’s my experience that the best blogs get more spam and the less active ones, let’s call them that, are left alone to sleep peacefully on the internet. Now if that’s true we could actually use Askimet to rank our blogs. Obviously it all depends on the blog’s age and a few other factors but it’s still a very good indicator in my opinion. Bloggers show your spam count with pride, this is how good my blog is…

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[tags] SEO, Blogs, Stats, Bloggers, Spam, Askimet [/tags]

This is a very stupid man


What you’re about to see is more than stupid, it’s intentionally being dumb. The following happen in Portugal when a bullfighter tried to tackle a 600 Kg bull all by himself. Don’t worry he survived to tell the story, the only thing that will take longer to heal is his ego.[tags] Bullfighter, Portugal [/tags]

10 quotes I love

A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head

Carol Burnett

Youth is wasted on the young.

George Bernard Shaw

Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Benjamin Franklin

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

Sam Levenson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea … visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge

I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.

Terry Bradshaw

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W C Fields

Democracy, the American way


America, one of the worlds largest democracies. A country that has fought for such noble causes as freedom of speech, human rights, racial equality and obviously, democracy itself. So how was it all done? How does the American democratic system work? We have a short video demonstrating the power of democracy and how everything gets done in America.


[tags]America, democracy, freedom, speech, democratic, [/tags]

 

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