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Posted on 2011 under Funny |
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Posted on 2011 under Funny |
Having the viral potential of the World Wide Web, a lot of wet t-shirt enthusiasts hold many reason to watch eye-popping and jaw-dropping wet t-shirt images that contain younger women showy their bra-less breasts under a wet shirt in a wet t-shirt contest from worldwide. This specific mania for wet t-shirt contests has sort of become a practice for college spring break parties at various beach resorts, nightclub and bars, mainly in the US and Europe. There are numerous wet t-shirt pics dispersed in the world of the net of numerous events as well as hot images of Hollywood stars on their wet t-shirt adventures, may it be on film or personal activities ‘accidentally’ trapped on cam.
The growing popularity of this controversial event or contest does not escaped the inquiry of the more conservative masses especially when events such as this can really go shamelessly mad. In a wet t-shirt contest, participants are normally allowed to crop or tear their tees to expose midriffs, cleavage as well as the undersides of their breasts. Few could even take out their wet shirts while in the performance, much to the delight of the rumbling audience. The contestants in their clingy wet t-shirt may take turns to show their sexiness by dancing or posing before the crowd. Often, the people chooses the champ while others are as well decided according to the opinion of judges. The common feedback of women when inquired the reasons why they enter this type of competition is because of fun and popularity. Truly having their wet t-shirt videos on you tube in addition to wet t-shirt pictures plastered all over the world can eventually to be able to their discovery to stardom, what with all the media attention the wet and wild event keeps achieving.
Lot of noise of the wet t-shirt spree is usually attributed to the popular films of the past including the 1977 “The Deep” where movie star Jacqueline Bisset we’re seen swimming into the sea dressing in simply a translucent tee. Inspired by the gorgeous scantiness brought about by a wet tee atop bare breasts, the wet t-shirt contest turned into a every day fantasy. Regardless of the protest from the conservatives and activists alike, the popularity of this controversial art form continued to enlarge as young women constantly draw excitement as they quite simply parade on stage dripping wet from the chest to the hips. Regardless this is an act of irresponsibility and inappropriateness as conservatives could declare, or a misconstrued art kind, it seems like the wet t-shirt competitions will continue to climb and catch the attention of news, particularly the via the internet social websites where wet t-shirt videos and wet t-shirt pics are receiving a lot of visitors from online browsers.
With all the evolvement of time and with modernity on its pinnacle, large numbers of people came to accept the wild and wet adventures of liberated girls in an alluring skimpy wet t-shirt. The wet t-shirt contest has now found a niche into the entertainment world and regardless of how folks will react to it, might it be in excitement or dislike, it will be here to stay. With all the freedom associated with online world freedom, devotees looking at wet t-shirt videos and wet t-shirt pics are unstoppable after all this. If it is a misinterpreted form of art, or perhaps misplaced ethics, the debate will most likely never end.
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Posted on 2010 under Funny |
I love this rant from SFX at MindMillion it really sums up the Cheap Web Design in Newbury ethos. posted in January 2009
“Here is something that really and truly MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL – the great web design rip off. That’s when a small company, and sometimes a large company too, is charged THOUSANDS, sometimes tens of thousands, by some web designer who produces something that looks vaguely impressive to someone who doesn’t know anything about web marketing, web presence and web design, hands it over, probably even charges some hideous site maintenance fee – and the web design company didn’t do a single thing for SEO (search engine optimisation), didn’t do one thing to actually get some TRAFFIC TO THE SITE!!
Silvia’s definition of a website:
A place on the web where one person or a company shows what they do, and WHERE VISITORS COME TO INTERACT WITH THAT PERSON OR COMPANY.
So what are the site designers that charge a small fortune and sometimes, a LARGE fortune for throwing about a few bits of flash and a load of white space with unreadably small fonts that are probably also flash and not text that the search engines could pick up NOT DOING?
The first, worst, and foremost SIN is that they are NOT THINKING THAT SEO IS THEIR BUSINESS.
Well if it isn’t theirs, WHOSE is it, may I ask?!
If you are a car manufacturer, do you sell customers cars that don’t have an engine? Don’t even have a place to put an engine INTO if you were to buy it, tow it away and find someone else who specialises in engines to put one in so you can DRIVE your car?!
And if you do tow it to the engine manufacturer, they’ll take one look and say, “Well this is useless! I can’t put an engine in that! You need to throw that whole car away – sorry it cost you $75,000 … you have to start all over again … design in the engine from the start …”
ANY WEB DESIGNER WHO IGNORES SEO IS A RIPOFF MERCHANT. PERIOD.
Web design is NOT about pretty pictures.
It is about making sure you have something that looks good and that WORKS AS A WEBSITE – attracting visitors.
Search engine optimisation, for EVERYTHING in the site, every tiny teensy piece of text, every image, every tag and every title, every meta tag, image label, css command, every “white space”, every piece of flashy flash, ALL OF IT must be that engine that drives the visitors to the website, starting with the search engines, of course.
If it is not, you are totally wasting your time and your money!
But SEO is only a part of the game, web designers also fail to think about where the traffic for this site is going to come from.
THERE MUST BE A STRATEGY FOR BRINGING TRAFFIC TO THE SITE that is a part of the design process itself – from the domain name onwards.
Now I’m not saying that there aren’t good web designers out there who properly consult with their clients and produce a website that delivers a REAL WORKING WEBSITE (and in brackets INCLUDES VISITORS!) because there are, but too many companies and individuals are horribly ripped off every single day by those web designers who only know about design, and nothing about actual realities of a working website (which has visitors!).
And that brings me to the last of the three things that bad web designers do not do.
This is to consider the value of the site to the visitors and what to put on it to ensure repeat traffic and visitor satisfaction, visitors have so much choice these days, they will simply leave, if ever they came in the first place.
So if you’re thinking of looking for web design in Newbury, for the love of God, PLEASE make sure that your web designer or web design company IS CLUED UP to that whole deal about having a plan as to how to get visitors and have them be satisfied enough to want to do business with you!!!!
Ask them the hard questions: “Where will the visitors come from? How does this site serve the visitors? How is this reflected IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE SITE’S DESIGN?”
If the designer or sales man looks at you as though you’d come from another planet, LEAVE.
If the designer or sales man tries to tell you that you’re wrong and that it isn’t THEIR JOB to deal with that whole SEO/visitor acquisiton/satisfaction can of worms in many fine sounding and likely technically confusing words, LEAVE.
Do NOT hand over a single penny to anyone, and never mind thousands of pounds of your hard earned cash, until and unless you are convinced that these people know what they’re doing, and THEY CAN SHOW YOU SITES WHICH ARE PERFORMING as a website should – one that has VISITORS, that turn into actual CUSTOMERS.”
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Posted on 2009 under Funny |
The current territory of Alabama was first structured as part of the Mississippi Territory. Due to huge population increases, President James Monroe signed the piece of legislation to enable Alabama to become its individual state. The first constitution was written in the then capital, Huntsville. Alabamians showed immense suspect in government participation in their first constitution. Their aim was to keep taxes and government power small. Alabama became the 22nd state to enter the union on December 14, 1819.
Abraham Lincoln was elected leader of the United States in 1860. Alabama and some additional Southern states determined to dump the Union due to Lincoln?s stance on slavery. In actuality, President Lincoln was not even on the Alabama poll. These Southern States produced the Confederate States of America, with their capital in Montgomery, Al. Abruptly following, the capital was moved to Richmond, VA. Movement of the capital kept Alabama from being a important objective for the duration of the Civil War, and a small number of battles were fought in the state.
After the Civil War, Alabama?s people were wedged in a cross-fire involving those that sided with secession and those who sided against secession of the state. The state was economically devastated, and slavery was no longer acceptable. The state went through a era of modernization. Three fresh constitutions were written for the state between 1965 and 1975. The modernization route was riddled with violence and fraud.
In 1944, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) lawyers achieved some triumph with the court case Smith v. Allwright. The case deemed the system of exclusion blacks from voting in the Democratic primary as illegal. As a retort to this black conquest, in 1945, the Boswell Amendment was accepted in Alabama requiring prospective voters to make the grade a examination showing they understood and can give explanation any portion of the constitution. The act was designed to make it difficult for Blacks to be able to vote. The decree was finally overturned in 1949 because it violated the 15th amendment, providing Blacks the justification to take part in an election.
In a battle to put an end to the separation that ruled in schools, public transportation, restaurants and the streets of Alabama, quite a few Civil Rights Movements developed. Birmingham, Montgomery, Selma and even Washington D.C. experienced the protests from both Blacks and Whites crying for the terminate of racial separation. These actions brought awareness to the hardships Blacks were suffering and earned them the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Together, Alabama has had six constitutions. With the focus on small taxes and low government power, the latest constitution was ratified in 1901. The latest constitution has over 700 amendments. With over 100,000 words, Alabama?s constitution is one of the longest in the United States.
Posted on 2009 under Funny |
During the Louisiana Purchase, the United States obtained a lot of land, including what is nowadays part of Eastern Colorado. The rest of the land that is known as Colorado was obtained due to the Treaty of Hidalgo in 1848 and because of a purchase from Texas in 1850. Today the land is the residence of the Denver Broncos football team, the Colorado Rockies baseball team and the Colorado Avalanche hockey team.
The state is also the location of the Air Force Academy and the world recognized Denver Mint.
Colorado has made a number of great contributions to mineral production as well. In 1858, gold was discovered near the South Platte River and Cherry Creek contributing to the renowned Colorado Gold Rush. Steel was furthermore mined in 1858 by a business called Colorado Fuel and Iron Company (CF&I) sited in Pueblo. This business is even now running nowadays. The state is established for silver mining, beet sugar refining, and of course, beer.
With its rich history, Colorado has developed some pretty odd laws. One such law has just been reversed, but up until this year it was illegal to catch rainwater in the state. The state claimed that the rain that fell in the state belonged to the state alone. Rainfall was to fall to the land and add to the lakes and streams in the state. However a short time ago it was found that about 97% of the rain falls to the ground and either evaporates or is used by plant life.
This research and the modification of laws allowed many Colorado residents to be able to ultimately capture their precipitation and use it to irrigate their plants and use it for private use.
Several laws are ridiculous and antiquated. Within the last 20 years it has been made permissible to rip the label off your mattress or pillow.
Even though the tag was never intended for the purchaser, it was only for the places that sell the mattresses. Even if it?s now official to tear your tag off your mattress, it?s still prohibited to ride a horse while drunk. On the other hand, make sure you buy your alcoholic drink any other day of the week but Sunday since it?s prohibited for grocery or liquor stores to vend alcohol this day or on an election day. Liquor stores are not permitted to vend groceries, and grocery stores cannot market anything except for three point beer.
If you go to the mountains while in Colorado, just be warned, it?s against the law to harm the state rocks. There are also some pretty interesting city laws. For instance, it?s banned to abuse rats in Denver, and the dog catcher needs to attempt to tell the owners or dogs for three days before catching an animal.
In Logan County, it?s unlawful for a man to kiss a woman while she is sound asleep. Women you should be OK if you want to kiss your partner in the middle of the night though. If you reside in Pueblo, you need to be painstaking about removing the weeds from your yard as it is prohibited to let a dandelion grow in the city confines.
While several of these laws are old, it might be more pricey to eradicate the laws from the record rather than ignoring them.
Trying to obtain a lawyer to file a argument in opposition to your next door neighbor for their abundance of dandelions might be complex too. But, if they were willing to make a law allowing you to remove your mattress tags, I don?t see why they can?t publicly make it officially permitted for a man to kiss a woman while resting.
Posted on 2009 under Funny |
Think you might like to get into radio control? The radio control hobby is an exciting one, a real rush of adrenaline! The thrill of successfully bringing that plane down or taking that corner at high speed in your speed machine is one you just want more of.
Radio control hobbies are varied from beautiful yachts gracefully sailing on lakes to gliders silently riding the air currents and on to noisey drift cars and even huge model jet airliners. The common factor being they are all controlled from a handheld transmitter.
Radio control models have been around since the 1950′s and getting better all the time with advances in circuit technology and battery technology allowing more and more dependability and control. As transistor technology has miniaturized and chips have become cheaper more has been achievable at lower power requirements. Modern RC models use 2.4 gigahertz transmission systems making them less susceptible to interference from other radio sources.
Before commiting to a purchase however there are some things to take into account and obviously these depend on the particular form of RC you are smitten with.
Getting into the skies fast sounds good but without preparing and practicing properly its likely to be a short expensive flight. It’s generally best to learn to fly with someone experienced, better still with an instructor who can start you off with a simulator before moving on to a buddy box system, which is really a dual control system, one transmitter for you and one for the instructor to help you avoid crashes.
Same thing goes with radio controlled cars – where are you going to use them without crashing? There is absolutely no point in purchasing an earache inducing race car without a deserted car park or basketball court to use it on. On the other hand such a surface would be useless to a monster truck which really needs some rough ground to shine.
Then you need to think whether electric or gas powered models are going to be right for you. There are pros and cons to both. Remember that gas powered models are noisier and generally more powerful but you do need to put a little effort into maintenance. This is not as onerous as it sounds, just something to get used to. Electric models are quiet and lighter but batteries can be expensive, even allowing for the re-use you get with rechargeables.
The availability of spares for your model should also be a factor in your decision making, no matter how careful you think you are, you are going to have accidents and you will need spares!
Chat with other hobbyists and the staff at a good hobby store. The guys there are always looking to talk about their hobby because they?re keen hobbyists themselves and they want to promote their hobby by bringing new recruits into the fold, the marvelous world of radio control.
Australians might like to check out the rc cars or radio control planes at Hobby Heroes in Sydney, run by a dedicated hobbyist who likes nothing better than to assist newcomers to the RC world!
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Posted on 2009 under Funny |
As a lot of parties start to rise, wearing costumes is inevitable on Halloween. As a matter of fact numerous people are looking for the hottest Halloween costumes. Luckily, there are so many tremendous costumes obtainable to make certain you will look fantastic on the occasion.
Now, costumes used on Halloween eve are not entirely limited to wearing apparels. In fact, scary Halloween masks are also highly wanted for the occasion. What’s the reason? Scary Halloween masks provide you with the opportunity to have a scary appearance without spending a lot of money in the procedure. This is commonly a desired choice for youngsters who will be asking for treats around the neighborhood. Those who are on a short budget would also prefer it this way.
The good thing about scary Halloween masks is that you can easily switch from your Halloween dress to your party one; which is really handy. Additionally you can hold the mask secure in your bag.
Where do you purchase scary Halloween masks?
You can purchase scary Halloween masks in a lot of places. For example, a bunch stores and shopping centers have this type of item. You can buy them for a really affordable price. You may even receive discounts and bargains from them particularly in case they are up on sale. Additionally, you’re able to select the one that you want from a large selection of scary Halloween masks that are obtainable in the shop.
Supposing you do not want to have to make trips to the shop, you can also do your shopping for scary Halloween masks on the Internet. It’s really simple to browse designs, make price comparison from several shops, and retail companies from the comfort of your house. This prevents you from having to spend overmuch time and effort in selecting an suitable scary Halloween mask. Auctions are also good places where you can obtain masks online. Just make certain though that the mask is still of good quality in order to you can have a great value for the money spent. Aside from that, ensure that the scary Halloween masks are kept clean and are hygienical in order to remain healthy when using them.
As you can see you do not have to spend a lot of money in buying a good Halloween costume: an special mask in addition to your preferred suit will do very advantageously.
At Present that you have got a few scary Halloween masks, time has come for you to start preparing your future Halloween party. Furthermore in case you require a little help on making this, don’t forget that I’m here to help; you’ll be welcome to our site and discover our collection of Halloween homemade costumes and accessories. Don’t forget to leave me a comment, your thoughts to the most joyful Halloween you’ve ever dreamed of!
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Posted on 2007 under Funny, Marketing, News |
Today’s special, Uranium Ore. Amazon has on sale a nice little tin of the much appreciated Uranium Ore which can be a practical little solution for use on a wide range of ingenious inventions, gadgets, time machines and apparatus’ designed to provide you super human powers.
I was really skeptical and wasn’t sure if this product was the solution I’ve always been looking for. After reading a few reviews I was convinced, my days as a normal human being have reached the end.
By Houston Aggie (Houston, TX United States)
I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.
By J. Stanfield (Austin, TX United States)
When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!
By Jimmy G. Willis
I have tried countless other Cat food supplements but this one tops them all! My cat grew 9 inches and gained 20 pounds in just a week! Well the only draw back is she keeps me awake at night now, you know with the glowing and all. But that’s a Minor complaint considering I have my very own catzilla! Thanks Amazon you rule!
With that many content customers there is no going wrong. Now with the help of the pet hamster next door, together we can finally start a crime fighting team to save all mankind from self destruction.
[tags]uranium, Amazon, government [/tags]
Posted on 2007 under Funny, General Stuff |
When I’m in serious need of relaxing after a hard day’s work, I like sit down in front of the computer and surf the internet for fun stuff to read. One of my all time favorite relaxing techniques is to read odd news headlines.
When reading these stories you can’t help but wonder what weird and inexplicable things happen to other people. Depending on how tired and how much entertainment I am looking for, I also like to browse funny pictures and videos. My absolute favorite is anything to do with sports bloopers especially if it involves athletes, crashes and lot’s of comedy.
[tags] Funny Picture, internet, odd news, headlines [/tags]
Posted on 2007 under Funny, Marketing, News |
The internet is a cool place to unwind and relax especially if you like to watch funny clips on those trendy video sites. These sites can prove to be real life savers particularly if you’re in the need of some drastic, mind refreshing, comedy healing.
When in need of some serious homemade comedy or witty humor there is nothing better than one of these funny videos sites. All you have to do is sit back, relax and watch a bunch of Jack Ass impersonators get themselves into serious trouble. The video clips are comprised of courageous souls that try such marvelous feats as jump over frozen lakes with an old bicycle, ride a shopping cart down a step flight of stairs or try showoff the latest skills acquired at karate class, all for our amusement.
What would we do without these daring individuals that have gone to such extreme lengths and suffered such tribulations all in the name of comedy? One thing we can be sure of, the world would definitely be a much more serious place without them.
[tags]Comedy, video sites, video, internet, Jack Ass [/tags]