Imagine the following scenario. You’re throwing a gigantic stylish party for your friends, family, neighbours and the sexy girl next door. Everything is exceptional, maybe even outstanding but there’s still one problem. The plan is to make an impression and serving a cold beer on an old wineglass has its draw backs, especially when trying to impress the opposite sex.
When this happens you have to plausible options, offer a glass of Dry White Wine and hope for the best or astonish everyone with a delicious drink prepared by you on the spot. A wise man would opt for the second choice and so should you.
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A few weeks ago I decided to write a small post including the 10 quotes I love the most. As luck may have it, today while watching TV I saw a very wise man conjure up a quote so profound it had to be included in my list, now the 11 quotes I love the most.
Only in America can a Black man have a Rolex, drive an Audi and have Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie work at Burger King.
Author: The black guy with a Rolex driving the Audi
These few profound words from a wise man before he buys launch at the Burger king drive thru.
So you want to suck up to me and get yourself into my good books. If that’s the case today is your lucky day. You see I like any other adult like to read books about Steve jobs while taking a few minutes off to play a few Nintendo Family System (NES) Games. Please take a look at my Amazon wish list.
So what are you waiting for??? Buy me a present and become my next best friend. My list contains gifts with prices as low as $9.99. Needless to say that if you buy me the new Nintendo Wii you will instantly become my best friend, no strings attached.[tags] Amazon, wish list, nintendo Wii, Steve Jobs, [/tags]
Bloggers love all sorts of tolls, be it for raking, SEO, stats, you name it bloggers have thought of it. So today I found a tool that can rank your blog and do much more in fact. Let me explain. It’s my experience that the best blogs get more spam and the less active ones, let’s call them that, are left alone to sleep peacefully on the internet. Now if that’s true we could actually use Askimet to rank our blogs. Obviously it all depends on the blog’s age and a few other factors but it’s still a very good indicator in my opinion. Bloggers show your spam count with pride, this is how good my blog is…
[tags] SEO, Blogs, Stats, Bloggers, Spam, Askimet [/tags]
What you’re about to see is more than stupid, it’s intentionally being dumb. The following happen in Portugal when a bullfighter tried to tackle a 600 Kg bull all by himself. Don’t worry he survived to tell the story, the only thing that will take longer to heal is his ego.[tags] Bullfighter, Portugal [/tags]
America, one of the worlds largest democracies. A country that has fought for such noble causes as freedom of speech, human rights, racial equality and obviously, democracy itself. So how was it all done? How does the American democratic system work? We have a short video demonstrating the power of democracy and how everything gets done in America.
I don’t know if you can remember the day you started blogging? I can, and boy did I have the wrong impression of what blogging was. That day was quite strange and exiting at the same time. I can recall perfectly well what I is was doing at the time and how I got drawn by the “make money blogging” hype that was sweeping the internet. Back then I didn’t even know what a blog was and although blogger.com was already a wide used service it was news to me. After reading a few short articles, to short in fact, I started creating my first blog. At the time I had returned to my home country and was unemployed so any slight opportunity of making money was good news for me, in fact just too good to be neglected.
Don’t you just love it when someone says something so right, so dam true and to the point that it makes you stop in time to think of the world around you? I found something like that today on Craigslist and by gum did it make me think and agree with him…
After a long chat about life, politics, and your future career in interior design, you asked me, a man nearly a decade your senior, something like, “What have you learned over the last ten years that you think I should know?” I offered some boilerplate platitude like, “Don’t limit your options because you never know where you’ll end up.” I’m sorry. I wanted to give you some real advice, but I was afraid of offending you. We spoke for a little longer, and I was building up the courage to tell you the truth, but before I could get to the good stuff your beefy bartender boyfriend (who stared at me menacingly the entire time that you and I spoke) whisked you away. Please accept the following paragraphs as the advice I didn’t give but should have.
First of all, your boyfriend is a fucktard loser, and if he’s the kind of guy you usually date you are in real trouble. I’ll admit he’s a good looking fellow: Strong jaw and big muscles, but he is also a moron and has two kids. Jesus, how old is he, twenty-five? And he already has two kids? What the hell are you thinking? Those little bastards aren’t free and if he mans-up to his responsibility he will spend the rest of his life broke. If he doesn’t man-up he is an even bigger loser and you should definitely drop him. I’m not saying you should get with me or anything, I’m thirty and bald and aware of my chances with the nubile tastiness that is you, but you live in a city chock full of universities and I’m sure you can find someone young, good looking, and smart enough to wear a fucking condom when he does the nasty.
Speaking of sex, you need to be careful. Really careful. Drug development is expensive and when big pharmaceuticals make a medicine for a disease it is because that disease is (1) very common; (2) bad enough that people are willing to pay $$$ to treat it; and (3) going to be around long enough for them to get their money back. All those Valtrex commercials you see on TV are telling you that lots of people have herpes. But you don’t know anyone who has herpes, do you? That’s because men who have it don’t tell their partners. You should be prepared for the worst. I’ve never had any STDs, partly because being bald makes getting laid nearly impossible, but also because I use condoms EVERY TIME I HAVE SEX. You should too. Just because you’re not willing to risk your health for a guy doesn’t mean you don’t like him, love him, or want to be with him. It just means that you have a head on your shoulders and some self respect.
Finally, about your career. Honestly, it really isn’t much of one. You live in the Bay. There are enough gay men around here to design and decorate every doghouse, outhouse, whorehouse, and courthouse for 700 miles. Every man you talk to knows this and we all mean to tell you, but you are really hot and humoring you is a condition precedent to licking and sticking your honey pot. Seriously, you really need to think more about exactly what you are going to do for a living because if you end up with Mr. Fucktard, or any facsimile thereof, you will likely be supporting yourself for many years to come.
Imagine the following scenario. You’re throwing a gigantic stylish party for your friends, family, neighbours and the sexy girl next door. Everything is exceptional, maybe even outstanding but there’s still one problem. The plan is to make an impression and serving a cold beer on an old wineglass has its draw backs, especially when trying to impress the opposite sex.
A few weeks ago I decided to write a small post including the 
So you want to suck up to me and get yourself into my good books. If that’s the case today is your lucky day. You see I like any other adult like to read books about Steve jobs while taking a few minutes off to play a few 
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I don’t know if you can remember the day you started blogging? I can, and boy did I have the wrong impression of what blogging was. That day was quite strange and exiting at the same time. I can recall perfectly well what I is was doing at the time and how I got drawn by the “make money blogging” hype that was sweeping the internet. Back then I didn’t even know what a blog was and although